"Nice" Figure

Sth i heard on the bus.
For some unknown reasons, there's another SBS staff on board other than the driver.
At one of the stops, a very verY veRY vERY VERY BIG SIZE guy board the bus.
The sbs staff was in a very happy mood I can tell (dun ask me how i can tell lah.... use your eyes)
He greeted the guy "hello! Nice figure!"
You should haf taken a look on that guy's expression man.....
I mumbled " "Nice" Try "

com'on, trying to be friendly muz be tactful lah....
is this wat u call good serice??? GEMs hah???
I HATE GEMs....... Only COUNTRIES WITH POOR SERVICES NEED STH SO LAME AS GEMs. BUT HOH they say SINGAPORE SERVICES IS GOOD ACCORDING TO SOME SURVEY LEH.... SO NO NEED GEMs LAH........

自欺欺人,我呸!
*做呕*
呸呸呸呸呸!!!!!!!!!!!!!